Salacious Protrusion - Lyrics

Salacious Protrusion

Salacious Protrusion
Continental Confusion
From the psychobabble in the Tower of Babel
To the mystic fits of Cain and Abel
It is simple to see what the cause is.

Salacious Protusion
Cold Fusion
Why do you reckon we sit and think?
Why do women sometimes slowly blink?
Come on, surely you can see what the cause is.

Salacious Protrusion
War Delusion
Why did Hitler do what he did?
Why make the jar if not the lid?
It’s obvious what the cause is.

Salacious Protrusion
Atrocious Allusion
Did Copernicus get his shit together
Because there was some cloudless weather?
We all know exactly what the cause is.

Salacious Protrusion
Erotic Illusion
Why do people drink in bars
What’s the symbolism of cigars
Oh come on, you know what the cause is.

Salacious Protrusion
Psychedelic Diffusion
There is a Sistine Chapel
Because there is an Adam’s Apple
You cannot help but see what the cause is.

Salacious Protrusion
Genital Intrusion
Why is there the cunning hair flick
Or that deep red ruby lipstick
You know what the cause is.

Salacious Protrusion
Foregone Conclusion
Paris has the Eiffel Tower
Georgia O’ Keeffe has her flower
Lets just all agree on what the cause is.