Whore Pope
Yeah, he lives in the
Tries to do what he can
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
He got ten hats and a sceptre, man
Tries to make things go to plan
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
He travels the globe
People talk in his ear lobe
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
He only seems so serene
Cause he don’t know what it mean
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
He is Gods man main
On the elemental plain
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
When the cardinals figure who he will be
They send white smoke up the chimney
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
He is the main man, the hot shot, bishop and king
People like to kneel down and kiss his ring
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
He drinks wine and eats bread
Got a strange hat upon his head
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
He travels wide and far
In a glass car
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
I’m not saying that he’s a prostitute
On the contrary, he ain’t blowin’ no flute!
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
But he travels around, waving profound
He visits everywhere on the wide world round
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
I like him, what can I say?
I couldn’t do what he does every day
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
I couldn’t stomp around, waving like a goon
Neither could I live my life without poon
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
I wish I could spend a minute in his shoes
I’d step out onto the balcony and sing me some blues
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
Can you only imagine the public relations toll?
Of the Pope singin’ I Need A Little Sugar In My Bowl?
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
All the same I couldn’t do that to the church
Don’t want to leave any flock in the lurch
Whore Pope, Whore Pope
No dope, got scope
Don’t sit and mope
Just don’t care about the Pope
OK?
A nice and light one!
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